Built for closers
Close deals. Feed the brokers.
Realtor merch for everyone who knows the split always gets fed. Wear the inside joke from prospecting to closing day.
No fake hype
A new, independent label built around a real industry joke.
Made for agents
Straightforward gear that reads instantly at the office or open house.
Useful, not precious
Everyday apparel and accessories ready for the daily grind.
The mantra
Your commission had plans.
Wear the split
Statement tees turn the painful percentage into the line every Realtor understands.
Carry the reminder
Keychains keep the joke close through showings, lockboxes, and one more set of car keys.
Sip through follow-up
Cups and desk gear bring the mantra to the calls, contracts, and caffeine behind every closing.
Fresh inventory
Merch that earns its split
Consider the broker fed
Turn the split into a statement.
Grab the gear, wear the joke, and give the whole office something painfully accurate to talk about.
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